so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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