the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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