If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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