I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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