I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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