i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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