i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Randomize
