i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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