I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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