i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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