Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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