hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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