Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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