i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
this boner is exhausting
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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