I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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