think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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