This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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