We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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