is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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