Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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