I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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