Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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