White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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