All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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