Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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