She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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