i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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