Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Duck Duck Cougar?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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