I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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