he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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