Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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