you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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