I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
