Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this beer tastes like vomit already
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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