I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We talked him into tasing himself.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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