Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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