You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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