I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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