Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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