I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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