so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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