Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
