Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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