so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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