but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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