Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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