he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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