I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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