this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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