My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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