My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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