Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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