didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
