Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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