I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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