For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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