i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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