i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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